Procrastinators
A downloadable game
You have had months to do it. You kept putting it off because you couldn't be bothered. But now you must face the horror you have created... Your own workload. Midnight slowly approaches and with it the deadline for all your work. Can you possibly complete this impossible amount of schoolwork ? PROBABLY NOT BUT WHO CARES LETS PLAY SOME CARD GAMES YO. Procrastinators is a board game suited for two to six players, that's all about finishing your workload off for a midnight deadline that could affect your entire future. TERRIFYING MUAHAHAHAHAH.
Anywho your job is to try and navigate a board and end up completing your essay in time, but watch out as other people are also procrastinators too, and will try to bring you down so they can get their moment in the spotlight too. Use Distraction cards to delay and setback your opponents, then use Aid and Technique cards to dash your way to victory in time for your midnight deadline, and be the first to win that sweet, sweet (Insert relevant qualification here). Have fun and remember, if you play Procrastinators, whilst procrastinating, it cancels out so you're ACTUALLY being productive!
I am not legally responsible for anyone failing their classes, nor do I condone the use of card games to escape responsibilities.
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Install instructions
Shouldn't be anything too out of the ordinary here, just download, print off, cut out and you're good to go ! may needs some friends to play with though cause if not that's just kind of you sitting in a room with some paper... which well I'm not going to tell you how to live your life so if that's your thing, go ahead my friend!
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